Put Your Wife in Her Place

Josh SaulBy Josh Saul 9 years ago4 Comments


Fellas, we’ve all been there.  You do something wrong and your wife screams at you about how much pain she endured giving birth to YOUR children, all the suffering, sickness, emotional tolls, the least you can do is to DO THE DISHES EVERY NOW AND THEN.

Next time this happens, take out this article about how a shark in Scotland’s Deep Sea World Aquarium was in labor for THREE WEEKS delivering 19 baby sharks!

“Oh you want me to feel bad about how you labored for a couple of hours with super strong spinally injected narcotics in a comfy bed with ten people helping you?  I don’t exactly see you laboring for three weeks now, do I, dear?”

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Josh Saul
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Josh Saul is a technology consultant for large global banks. He has been involved in the aquarium hobby for 20 years and has been SCUBA diving for more than 30.

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