Fellas, we’ve all been there. You do something wrong and your wife screams at you about how much pain she endured giving birth to YOUR children, all the suffering, sickness, emotional tolls, the least you can do is to DO THE DISHES EVERY NOW AND THEN.
Next time this happens, take out this article about how a shark in Scotland’s Deep Sea World Aquarium was in labor for THREE WEEKS delivering 19 baby sharks!
“Oh you want me to feel bad about how you labored for a couple of hours with super strong spinally injected narcotics in a comfy bed with ten people helping you? I don’t exactly see you laboring for three weeks now, do I, dear?”
haha, you trying to get us killed Josh? I would be John Bobbitfied pretty soon.
I don’t see me being brave enough to actually say that to my woman’s face…
Josh, you do know you’re not my life insurance beneficiary, right? Why would you suggest that to me 🙁
R
Yes but that shark doesn’t have to then iron her sperm-donor’s shirts, now does she? Ha.