10. He ate the wet end of your MP60
9. Your butcher says you’re his best customer but you’re a vegetarian
8. The Tang Police have contacted the Real Police
7. Ten minutes after the fish defecates, your skimmer cup overflows
6. You tried to catch it with a bear trap
5. You advise family to wear a raincoat when getting close to the tank
4. Its’ Ich has Ich
3. You have 10 super fat cleaner shrimp and are considering buying more
2. You make your friends sign a waiver before they agree to feed while you are on vacation
1. You are missing a child