10. You have fingertips like Bart Simpson
9.  You’re allergic to saltwater
8.  You know the staff at your local Emergency Room on a first name basis
7.  You still have glue on your hands from the last incident
6.  You’ve been cut off by your LFS for buying any more glue
5.  SQUARE FRAGS!
4.  You have ever tried doing it with a deli slicer, electric knife, or a cleaver
3.  Blood Alcohol Level .2%
2.  It’s a scolymia
1.  You just got the frag at a swap yesterday