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NYPDFrogman

NYPDFrogman

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What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that WhileHard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
 
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DEEPWATER

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NYPDFrogman said:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that WhileHard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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frank ,,i have to start hanging out with you ,,,you got something going here ,,
 
herman

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there is definitely something to this. If I work hard and am honest and ask my wife if we could get a tank, the answer is straight up no!

But on the other hand through serious asskissing and through some devious planning (bullshit)that makes the tanks come out to $175 for a 92 rr corner BF with stand and canopy and $300 for a 220 rr (In her eyes) she says ok to both.

Conclusion: Asskissing & bullshitting definitely works!!!
 
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DEEPWATER

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hermangareis said:
I really hope she does not come on this site! :tired:
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well herman ,,there is one thing on you ,,you used your real name ,so if she does ,you have to find a way to get out of that one ,,and your are going to need <<ALOT OF>>>> Asskissing and bullshit to get you out of that one ,,lol :banghead:
 
herman

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Well if she does ever come on this site I will definitely be in deep bullshit along with a lot of asskicking!! But meanwhile my bullshit and asskissing will have to do.

Try this on for size. "I really think it would be great for our relationship if you would take interest (buy me a calcium reactor) in my hobby" Man if she does take interest I will have to go back here and edit all of my posts. HA HA HA. Lots of work!!
 
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