Things I can't believe people actually ask!!!

[HARRISON]

Now this is a good post. And I thought people asked me stupid questions...

Ok, first from work, people come up to me in uniform and say things like...will I get a ticket if I...

You know you should watch my neighbor he always has alot of people coming in and out and...

Is it against the law to pass you if you are going under the speed limit?

MY PEEVES
Why do you guys always drive so fast.
followed by: What took you so long.

This is a funny one that happened the other day while out on patrol.

guy: whats going on here?
me: Nothing
guy: What are you guys doing here?
me: Nothing
guy: Someone in trouble?
me: No
guy: Can I help you find something?
me: yeah
guy: what?
a pepsi...

and my favorite reef one is...
What is that thing? It looks like a glob or something (open brain). Yeah thats what it is. We call it a glob coral. Really? yeah. cool...

HARRISON

 

[Anonymous]

(After looking at my puke green shirt with the bright pink store logo, while I'm holding a net and a collection bucket)

Do you work here?