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danmhippo":7v9l3xdt said:
(Why are we all talking like spider bit our tongue?)

You are witnessing KingJamesSpeak, it's the American vernacular equivalent to Latin. :wink:

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27) Thou shalt seek to find the cause of nucance algies, or else thy shalt be damned to rip them out for eternity.

28) Thou shalt not take offence when visitors to thine acuatic sanctum comment on thine infestation of "pretty pearly green things".
 

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29) Though shalt have perspective- and never obsess about the tank to the detriment of family, friends, or anyone not knowing what "kalkwasser" means.

30) Though shalt always research before buying, i.e., never post "Just bought this, anyone knows what it eats?"

31) Though shall convert at least one of the freshwater heathen into the fold.
 

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Commandments are good, but patience is the greatest virtue...

People just love to break commandments! :twisted: hee heheheheeeeeeeheehehhhehheeeeee
 
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32.thou shalt quarantine your fishes as well as you LR's to stop the spread of parasites and aiptasia anemones.
 

ReefMon

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thou shalt not contemplate on the fact that thy has spent the equivalent of a 45' sailing yacht on a bloody 6' tank of saltwater rocks... :roll:
 

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33. Thou shalt not keep thy SPS corals under florescent lightings for if thou do it, thine SPS shall surely end up as Shameful Prickly Skeletons. :lol:
 

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35: Thou shalt not keep any species of fish that consumes coral, with said coral, and expect said fish not to consume said coral. Risk taking "that pygmy never eats coral" at thy own discretion, but no complaining when said coral is consumed, and no fish killing to prevent said coral from being consumed.

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reefmon, please place a number (34 is reserved for u) before your commandment. Thank U

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Henry":13wypnwg said:
33. Thou shalt not keep thy SPS corals under florescent lightings for if thou do it, thine SPS shall surely end up as Shameful Prickly Skeletons. :lol:

LMAO!
 

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