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UGH another californian moving to oregon lol. Not to hijack your thread but here is a little oregon humor for you.

An oregonian and a californian are walking on a beach and find a bottle. They pick it up and rub it and a genie pops out. He says he will grant them each one wish. The californian being the rude uppty guy that he is loudly announces he will go first. He then proceeds to tell them both how great california is and how much better they are than the rest of the world He tells them that they are soooo tired of outsiders coming to L.A. and how they just want California left alone. So he makes his wish for a Large wall to be built around California. He wants it 100 feet tall, 100 feet below ground and 100 feet thick. Poof it is there. He then proceeds to tell the Oregonian that now they can relax without all those webbed feet oregonians coming down for vacation. The genie then turns to the oregonian and offers him his wish. The oregonian thinks for a minute then asks the genie to tell him more about the wall around california. The genie gives him the same measurements as before. The oregonian thinks for a minute then asks simply...so is it water tight?


lol

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