I wont be online tomorrow cuz I have things going on so ... a birthday dirge for you ...
May the cities in your wake
Burn like candles on your cake.
Happy Birthday ...
Doom, destruction, and despair,
People dying everywhere.
Happy Birthday ...
See the women wail and weep.
Kill them all but save the sheep.
Happy Birthday ...
Now your jail-bait days are done;
Let's go out and have some fun.
Happy Birthday ...
May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks
Happy Birthday ...
Were I sitting in your shoes,
I'd go out and sing the blues.
Happy Birthday ...
Now you've lived another year,
Age to you is like stale beer.
Happy Birthday ...
So another year has past,
Don't look back, they're gaining fast,
Happy Birthday ...
Long ago your hair turned grey;
Now it's falling out, they say.
Happy Birthday ...
I <3 you Len HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ... please don't ban me. ;D
1. What is "The Birthday Dirge"? -------------------------------- "The Birthday Dirge" is sung to the tune of "The Volga Boatmen". If you don't know the tune by name, you know it by sound. It's the depressing sounding Russian folk tune that nearly everyone has heard at one time or another. The resounding thud that follows each "Happy Birthday!" is traditionally accompanied by a "HUHN"-like grunt. The sort of groaning grunt that workers lifting heavy loads might find natural.
2. What are the lyrics? ----------------------- The Dirge is know know in various circles as "The Barbarian Birthday Song", "The Viking Birthday Sang", "The SCA Birthday Dirge", etc.
Read more: http://www.faqs.org/faqs/music/birthday ... z0cnP7zcmE
May the cities in your wake
Burn like candles on your cake.
Happy Birthday ...
Doom, destruction, and despair,
People dying everywhere.
Happy Birthday ...
See the women wail and weep.
Kill them all but save the sheep.
Happy Birthday ...
Now your jail-bait days are done;
Let's go out and have some fun.
Happy Birthday ...
May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks
Happy Birthday ...
Were I sitting in your shoes,
I'd go out and sing the blues.
Happy Birthday ...
Now you've lived another year,
Age to you is like stale beer.
Happy Birthday ...
So another year has past,
Don't look back, they're gaining fast,
Happy Birthday ...
Long ago your hair turned grey;
Now it's falling out, they say.
Happy Birthday ...
I <3 you Len HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ... please don't ban me. ;D
1. What is "The Birthday Dirge"? -------------------------------- "The Birthday Dirge" is sung to the tune of "The Volga Boatmen". If you don't know the tune by name, you know it by sound. It's the depressing sounding Russian folk tune that nearly everyone has heard at one time or another. The resounding thud that follows each "Happy Birthday!" is traditionally accompanied by a "HUHN"-like grunt. The sort of groaning grunt that workers lifting heavy loads might find natural.
2. What are the lyrics? ----------------------- The Dirge is know know in various circles as "The Barbarian Birthday Song", "The Viking Birthday Sang", "The SCA Birthday Dirge", etc.
Read more: http://www.faqs.org/faqs/music/birthday ... z0cnP7zcmE
