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Joe would always wonder if it was the outfit that turned her off...

 

KathyC

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Halloween to Emerald...How the heck did you get your eyes to stick to the outside of your shell????

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Emerald to Halloween...Is that a shell on your back, or a lump of epoxy?
 

TimberTDI

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Hermit: Did you just fart?
Emerald: No. You must be smelling the chronic gas leak in the house that results in these kooky threads.
Hermit: Oh. So you didn't fart?
Emerald: ..... (sighs) ... No.

Funny this happened the other morning on RG.

JHOV- 10:15 AM Did you just fart?
Deanos- 10:15 AM No. You must be smelling the chronic gas leak in the house that results in these kooky threads.
JHOV- 10:16 AM Oh. So you didn't fart?
Deanos- 10:17 AM ..... :irked: ... No.
 
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Hermit: I love Reef Tanks
Emerald: We all love Reef Tanks.
Hermit: I love Reef Tanks. When we get into our new Reef Tank, will you tell me the fishes' names so when they swim by, I'll be able to know those fishes?
Emerald: Well, now, is that all right, with the aquarists? All right...as long as it's OK with the aquarists...Now look, then you'll go and peddle your Cayno and don't interrupt my grazing anymore?...But you know, strange as it may seem, they very peculiar names.
Hermit: Funny names?
Emerald: Nicknames.
Hermit: Not as funny as my name. "Ciliopagurus strigatus"
Emerald: Oh yes, yes, yes...Oh yes, absolutely. Now, in the tank, we have Who's on the right there, What's on the bottom over there, I Don't Know's in the back over there...
Hermit: That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fishes' in the tank.
Emerald: I'm telling ya. Who's on the right there, What's on the bottom over there, I Don't Know's in the back over there
Hermit: You don't know the fish's name?
Emerald: Yes.
Hermit: Well then, who's on the right there?
Emerald: Yes.
Hermit: I mean, the Fish's name on the right there.
Emerald: Who.
Hermit: The Fish on the right in that Reef Tank?
Emerald: Who.
Hermit: The guy on the right.
Emerald: Who is on the right!
Hermit: Well, what are you asking me for?
Emerald: I'm not asking you. I'm telling you. Who is on the right.
Hermit: I'm asking you who's on the right.
Emerald: That's the fish's name.
Hermit: That's who's name?
Emerald: Yes.
Hermit: Well, go ahead and tell me.
Emerald: Who.
Hermit: The fish on the right.
Emerald: Who!
Hermit: The fish on the right.
Emerald: Who is on the right!
Hermit: OH!!! They all moved around the tank… Let’s start from the beginning…
 
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