I am going to therapy for the shoulder. I really don't care about the therapy one way or the other but a Supermodel massages it after the therapy so it is worth every minute. I do need another knee operation though. I forget how many that is but I hope they also have a Supermodel nurse when I get that done. You got to have priorities.
Today (like most days) I went to my collection tide pool and I noticed something that I forgot about. The starfish are all gone. The Long Island Sound used to be full of starfish. Billions of them. When I used to come up from SCUBA diving they were all over me. Now, you can't even find one. Where did they go? I don't know but I hear they got a disease. A starfish disease. That in itself is amazing because those things are so hard to kill. I wanted to get a shrimp, what do you call those shrimp that eat starfish?
I am having an old people moment. You know those shrimp, what are they called?
Ug, It will come to me in a minute. But anyway, I won't get one because the billions of starfish that are usually covering everything are gone. Disappeared off the face of the earth. I am sure the clams and mussels are thrilled to death.
But the waters are filled with bunker, or menhaden as they are correctly called.
They are about a foot long and fill the waters here. You can't catch them on a hook like a normal fish. You snag them with a treble hook which is really simple. As a matter of fact, you can't not catch them. That's how many they are. They are a nasty little fish that filter feed like a whale. They swim around in circles and jump out of the water in mass when bluefish attack them as they do constantly. Bunker are very oily and you can't eat them. You can probably run your car on them, but you can't eat them. They would be like eating a can of Vasiline. They squeeze them for the oil that they make cosmetics out of. So for the ladies, the next time you apply lipstick, think of it as a smelly, oil filled fish. You can probably just smear the fish on your face instead of buying pricy Prince Matchabelli lipstick. I am not sure if he is still alive, or if he as ever alive.