Top Ten: Signs You’ve Been in the Hobby Too Long

by | Feb 24, 2012 | Funny | 3 comments

10.  Your tank has a background decal depicting the Hindenburg disaster
9.  You have a full grown coelacanth you bought when they were in every LFS
8.  You have a Bucky Beer can in your tank
7.  Your surge protector is rated in units of Teslas
6.  You do your fragging with a cutlass
5.  Your reef controller accepts punch cards
4. When you removed your old sandbed you had to chip away a bed of limestone
3.  Captain James Cook once sent you a frag pack
2.  You used to carpool to frag swaps with Jacques Cousteau
1.  You have chalices which have grown out

  • Josh Saul

    Josh Saul is a technology consultant for large global banks. He has been involved in the aquarium hobby for 20 years and has been SCUBA diving for more than 30.


  1. Jared Goldenberg

    Coelacanths are awesome! #1 is pretty funny.

  2. Coral Theory

    #1 made me chuckle out loud 🙂

  3. Dickie52

    Your tank has an undergravel filter….


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