PADI OWSI, IANTD 30%Nitrox, worked in Grand Cayman for a while, dived in Egypt, Malta, Scotland, Thiland, Turkey, Bahamas, Hawaii (indigenous coolness), South Africa.
Best Dive:
We were sitting in the Dive shop teaching a discover Scuba class when me and my freind Jeff heard there was a 40 ft whale shark just off the coast. We dumped the class (screw em, whale sharks rule), grabbed a jet ski from the Beach Club entertainments guy (he used to borrow scuba stuff so we had a good trade) and ripped it out to the site.
When we got there there must have been about 3 or 4 huge snorkelling boats moored up to this bouy, and about 40 - 50 snorkelers in the water. Jeff and i screamed up in this jet ski with our dive gear on (looking damn cool i might add) and threw ourselfs in the water.
There it was, 40ft of aquatic beastage, its eye was about the size of my head. We swam down about 5 meters to where it was, the Shark was playing with the snorkelers and they were all trying to grab a hold of its fin. Seen as it was being harrassed it kinda dived down a bit deeper, about 10 meters or so and hung arround with me and Jeff for a while.
It was the single most amasing expirience of my life, being there with probably one of the oldest lifeforms on the face of the planet. You could just see the envy in the faces of the snorkelers as we were playing with this thing. All was good untill Jeff decided to grab a hold of it himself, the shark just dived off the north wall, and boy did that thing shift, straight into the blue in one swish of its huge tail. Jeff had a little momento from our encounter, as he had tried to grab it the rough skin of the shark grazed the skin on his chest, boy did he ever make a big deal out of his Whale Shark wound. That day was the coolest day of my life so far, and ive met people who have spent thousands upon thousands unsuccessfully chasing these things, i felt blessed and so did Jeff.
Naughtyest Dive Encounter:
Me and Brad, another of the Beach Club Cayman Crew, were diving in the harbour (i know, very naughty) well just outside it actually, when we spotted the Atlantis submarine that runs tours through the harbour. We both swam round the back of it and over onto the top, being carefull to avoid all the windows as we moved. We were allways playing gags on the glass bottom boats, like farting as they went past etc, but the sub required something different, something a little more macarbe. Anyways, there we are, me and my buddy taking a rest on the top hatch of the sub, trying to plot a deveous ploy to wreak havok inside. After a little scribbling on the dive slate, and a few gestures of the hand Brad removed his mask and Regulator and decided he was going to "play dead". He drifted limp past the entire side of the sub, reg just drifting arround and i had his mask in my hand. I swear i could hear the screams from the top of the sub where i was sitting, the whole thing leaned over as all the passengers inside crammed against the tiny portholes to check out the Dead Bradley floating by. I allmost spat my reg out laughing, it was the funneyest damn thing ive ever seen, pitty the port authorotys didn't see the funny side, we allmost got deported that day, but youve never seen two guys beg like we did. Plus we made it out to be an accident, but they were more pissed about us playing with the sub than anything else.
Top Depth:
And ok, i dont wanna get matcho on you guys but here we go, 92 meters on Air, no trimix helox or deco tanks just me and ten litres of good ole compressed air AT 92 METERS. You can check the profile on my Sunto, and my wetsuit still has the stains to prove it, jeese i thought i was going to die that day, or at least end up in the chamber. I think those pullman tables are crap btw, thats why i like my Sunto, best tables on any computer especially the older one i have, no way would i change that for anything (especially one of those damn Aladins, every time i take someone diving who has one of theose its goes into SOS mode before weve even hit deco). so cummon, who can top 92 on air. :twisted:
N.B. Mouse in no way endorses the entering of decompression within the confines of recreational diving, unless you get caught up playing drinking games at 70m.
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